This story is true. My brother was a bouncer at a biker bar. There was a big hairy biker type that frequented the place that everyone called Animal. He was a very large intimidating looking guy covered in tattoos but was actually a very nice guy. My brother noticed him hitting on this skinny junky looking chick one night. A little later on they were both gone. The next day my brother saw him and asked him how it went. Animal didn’t want to talk about it but was finally coaxed into it.

“Well” he said. “It went pretty great actually. We drank some more, did a few lines, smoked a little weed. Needless to say I was pretty hammered. I did mange to get  her in the sack with me though and the sex was pretty good. It’s been a long fucking time!” He said with a grin.

“So What’s the problem ?” My Brother asked

“Well” said Animal reluctantly. “I must have puked on her during the night because when I woke up it was all over my mouth and on her side of the bed”

“Ah fuck no way” My brother said

“Not only that when I go to get up I could feel something on my chest. So I looked down and as sure as I am sitting here that little fucking whore took a dump on my chest, took my wallet, and left!”

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